Also I just noticed that none of them things up there work propeoprly (sp?). I’m not really happy with them to be honest. Especially using the word ‘pus’ which is probably far too regional an idiom in today’s globalised society. Globalized? See, I’m doing it again!
Anyways, at some point they will reveal links (little pointy hand men) to some ‘content’, by which I mean the wide variety of recorded noises I have guffed onto this laptop in the past year or so. One of them is a song about golf, which I’m working up the courage to play in public, as it is rather shit but has a strong outro.
Oh look at me blathering away while my soup burns the bottom of the pan…
(I would have just done a drawing saying ‘post cv here’ or something to that effect, but that would have been much too easy. In the end I feel this is the most comprehensive solution in today’s job market. I once applied to be a paralegal you know. Also a civil servant. And also to write theme tunes for wrestlers. Really wish I’d gotten that one.)